lord, i would like to thank my little brother chris for helping spread the glorious word of the holiday neck beard. and lord, i would like to thank david neevel for shepherding the revolution that is the holiday neck beard. and lord, if it isn't too much to ask, i was hoping that you might bestow on me the ability to grow a neckbeard, instead of a balding goat patch on my face... oh god, please. thanks lord. don't forget to visit dickbird.org to keep up with the revolution.
posted by sean @ 9:04 PM